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RDER YOUR LIMITED EDITION SUZANNA HOPPERS NOW! CONTACT RATNA @ ratna_suzanna_maid_agency@yahoo.com.sg or call 98775621

50 DESIGNS AVAILABLE!

SUZANNA HOPPERS!

SUPERMAIDS!!! WITH IMPROVED POWERS

HOT NEW MAIDS UP FOR SALE. CONTACT RATNA SUZANNA AND ORDER YOURS TODAY ! LIMITED OFFER 2 FOR 1 MAIDS !



NAME:  BRALINA RAZANNA
SPEAKS: TAGALOG , CANTONESES , CHINESE , MALAY
Joined Our agency in 2009
SPECIALTIES: Two hair buns shaped like bras, it is wig, she is bald!
POWERS: She can take down her bra buns and whakc people like a metal chain




NAME: BABAMUSA
SPEAKS: MYANMESE, THAI
Joined Our agency in 2007
SPECIALTIES: Big size and BIG stomach ( SISTER OF MAMALUSA - REFER TO RATNA SUZANNA MAID AWARDS POST)
POWERS: Sumo Crush





NAME: BONDANA RAGAZANA
SPEAKS: CHINESE. THAI
Joined Our agency in 2007
SPECIALTIES: Mysterious moustache... she is our 2nd secret spy to steal maids from other agencies
POWERS: Uses her moustache to shoot gun bullets.






NAME: FRECKALA
SPEAKS: CHINESE. MALAY
Joined Our agency in 2006
SPECIALTIES: Lovely freckles and pretty mole...
POWERS: She has a special spit that can make freckles develop on people's face

BEANAZANA : THE HAUNTING

In cinemas 21 December

RATNA SUZANNA TOURS

RATNA HAS NOW EXPANDED WORLDWIDE WITH ITS NEW TRAVEL SERVICE SO YOU CAN PLAN ALL YOUR HOLIDAYS WITH US! CHEAPEST PRICE BEST SERVICE GUARENTEED!

CALL: 98067182 FOR BOOKINGS
OR
EMAIL: ratna_suzanna_maid_agency@yahoo.com.sg

RATNA SUZANNA : The Devil Collection

Official release of Ratna Suzanna special Devil maid selections. Slender , Sexy , Seductive , Evil and Cruel maids at your service ! Guaranteed to give you nightmares! Special new charges:

SULASTRI NATAS MAID AGENCY

Recently , RATNA SUZANNA MAID AGENCY has worked arm-in-arm with Ms "ANonymous" to form her life-long dream to open a maid agency.  

FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASONS NO ONE CAN LIST HER NAME OR SPEAK OF HER AS DEATH WILL FOLLOW THOSE WHO DARE DISOBEY HER!!!!!!!!

HOWEVER , SHE MAY REVEAL HERSELF IN TIME, BE PATIENT.With us financing her , she has proudly opened her new agency SULASTRI NATAS MAID AGENCY. Remember to support her by visiting her site , which will be opened soon , the url is accessible below.

SULASTRI NATAS MAID AGENCY : www.sulastrinatasmaidagency.blogspot.com

THE SUZANNA'S INCESTION NEW PROMO PICTURE

EVERYONE MUST BE SALIVATING FOR THE PREMIERE OF SUZANNA'S INCESTION WHICH HAS BEEN DELAYED FOR A MONTH.
HERE IS A PROMO TO SATISFY YOUR CRAVINGS

  CATCH THE PREMIERE ON 35/11/09!

RATNA SUZANNA FORTUNE TELLING SERVICES

WE ARE THE ONE AND ONLY AGENCY IN SINGAPORE WHO OFFER FORTUNE TELLING SERVICES. OUR MAIDS ARE SPECIALLY TRAINED IN PREDICTING YOUR FUTURE - BE AMAZED. HERE ARE THE SERVICES OFFERED:

LOVE DOCTOR 101 - $25/HR 
 OUR DOCTORS WILL GIVE YOU YOUR LOVE REMEDIES

TAROT CARD READINGS - $50/HR
FUTURE INSIGHTS , FORTUNES , LOVE LIFE ANYTHING!! WE CAN PREDICT

THE POWER OF THE CRYSTAL BALL- $200/HR
LOOK INTO  THE ETHERAL CRYSTAL BALL AND SEE YOUR FUTURE

TEA CUP READING - $12/HR
BAD LUCK ? GOOD LUCK? THE LEAVES WILL READ IT

EMAIL RATNA SUZANNA NOW FOR ENQUIRIES AND BOOKINGS!
OPEN FROM  8AM TO 10AM DAILY!
WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INACCURATE PREDICTIONS
OR ANY DEATHS/INJURIES LEADING FROM THESE PREDICTIONS.
COME AT YOUR OWN RISK

Ratna Suzanna Does PROJECT RUNWAY!!!! part 1

This is my first post as myself. Recently I was inspired by the designer televisions show PROJECT RUNWAY so I decided to create a trenchcoat made from newspaper from it
and i have to admit... fashion is NOT that simple. Though it is fun! Below are some pics , though I'm not done yet:

ME WEARING MY SUIT -- THE STARTING STAGES. CUT OUT TWO HOLES FOR INSERTING THE SLEEVES

TEH ARMS FINISHED!!

CRUSHED LOADS OF IKEA PAPER FROM ITS MAGZINE -- TOOK DAM LONG SO TIRING... MY HANDS WERE DAM PAINFUL!!! THESE ARE DESIGNS FOR THE SLEEVES

THE SOURCE

WHO IS RATNA SUZANNA?

OBSERVE THE PICTURE BELOW.WHO DO YOU SEE? WHO IS SUZANNA TO YOU? CAN U DESCRIBE HER IN NO MORE THAN 50 WORDS? DO SO AND YOU WILL GET TO MEET THE MADAME HERSELF.SHE WILL REVEAL HERSELF
12.12.09

SEND ALL ENTRIES TO : ratna_suzanna_maid_agency@yahoo.com.sg

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RATNA SUZANNA

ON 11 OCT THE MISTRESS , GRAND HIGH LADY OF RATNA SUZANNA MAID AGENCY CELEBRATED HER 14TH BIRTHDAY IN GREAT FESTIVITY. IT WAS ALSO DURING WHICH SHE PRESENTED AWARDS TO THE MOST FAITHFUL MAIDS WHICH HAVE FOLLOWED HER SINCE THE AGENCY WAS ESTABLISHED.



NAME : Maria Hartono
Joined our agency in 1987
SPECIALTIES : Dont be fooled by her mysterious moustache! She is a secret spy undercover
POWERS: Karate , Catfight and Black Laser Beam to eliminate intruders



NAME : Madonnazanna Ozarina
Joined our agency in 1983
SPECIALTIES : Famous Indonesian Singer - lesser known sister of singer Madonna
POWERS: Her powerful voice can break any glass and make ears and eyes bleed for real



NAME : Chanella Herzusa
Joined our agency in 1983
SPECIALTIES : Aspiring Fashion designer - has worked with renowned Michelle Kors and BUCCI
POWERS: Her black hat can turn into tentacles to attack you

Teacher's Day Promotion

BOOK a maid from us this Teacher's Day and give them to your beloved educator.

With busy workload and household chores , he or she will be eternally grateful that

you have helped them lighten their burden . THEY WILL SIMPLY LOVE YOU ( This

is a good way to bribe the teacher to give you extra marks to pass that test)



Get 50% off all maid purchases as well as BUY 1 MAID GET 1 FREE promotion if you order from us this TEACHERS' DAY ! The complete package is as follows:
1. Maid that knows 25% skills

2. Random maid

3. Lie detector

4. HDTV installed camera ( free install service )

5. Maid alarm

6. Anti-bacteria handsoap

7. Slacking detector ( zaps the maid any time she is not working )

8.No-Boyfriend Invisible Cut-up-body Energy-Wave
(NICE) ( Batteries not included )

9. Laser gun ( for maids usage only )

10. Electronic Baby rocker , no hands needed ( for maids )

11. Auto Sweeping Broom ( maids only )

12. Mechanical wash dishes robotic hands

13. LCD Widescreen 178" TV ( only maids )

14. X-ray specs ( to check if maids are hiding anything)

THE SUZANNA'S INCESTION - New mega drama premiering soon worldwide on 11 October

IT is almost impossible to describe the rich history of the Suzanna family. Thus , this family has decided to introduce themselves to the world through their new mega drama THE SUZANNA'S INCESTION. This show will be about the messy relationships between the different members of the family and the numerous and sordid incest between each of the family members and friends. Be prepared for a drama with ultimate madness !
This show will be sponsered by :

Singapore- Channel 5 , Channel 8 , Channel U







Indonesia - Metro TV





Phillipines - ABS-CBN






Hong Kong - SCV








USA - ABC

France - La'Boutique Chanelle
China - Shin Chuan Mei Bo Ping Dao （新传媒播频道）

To be produced by some of the most famous Indonesian and Filipino directors :

AIDRILA FERZANN
( winner of best Film award 2007 for THE LEGEND OF SHAHARAT )



JARRETO MAZANNE- no pics available-
( nominated for Best Comedy for LOVE ME SICK)









FARIZIANA FERDRALIN (above)
( won Best Director award 2006 for THE KILLING)

This show will be a 1000-episode drama and will be filmed in choice locations all over the world such as New York City. It will be mainly in English with a splash of Chinese , Cantonese , Bahasa Indonesia and Tagalog.

It will also be released as a full length movie somewhere in 2012.

THE SUZANNA'S INCESTION WILL BE HITTING YOUR SHORES ON 11 OCTOBER 2009 !

SHOWTIMES :
Every Thursday at 8pm in respective channels

THE SUZANNA FAMILY TREE

THIS TREE TELLS YOU ALL THE MEMBERS IN SUZANNA FAMILY AND REVEALS THE GLORIOUS HISTORY OF THE SUZANNAS AND ITS MANY DESCANDANTS.

RATNA SUZANNA MAID POWER !!

AS A STRONG MAID COMMUNITY , WE BELIEVE IN TRAINING OUR LADIES IN SELF-DEFENCE. PLS VISIT http://ratnasuzannamaidfight.blogspot.com/ for information and see them KICK BUTT !

RATNA SUZANNA MAID AWARDS

On Thursday night , 20 th August 2009 , we hosted the inaugural
Ratna Suzanna Maid Awards. We have been hosting this event ever since we first established. The idea for this was conceived by ROM ( Registry Of Maids ) , to reward our domestic workers for their toil and sweat.

Here are the winners :

Best in cooking dishes : RITA HARZANA






Best in husband stealing and make wife jealous : MAMALUSA

WELCOME ALL TO RATNA SUZANNA MAID AGENCY !

PLS TAG IN THE TAGBOX TO EXTREME RIGHT (SCROLL PLS)


Welcome all to Ratna Suzanna Maid Agency !

欢迎你到来热那苏真娜女佣服务中心！

We assure that you will find the person you need in a

single click.

We have many training centres spanning across

Asia , Europe and the Americas.

These are the services we cater:

- Housekeeping

- Domestic Helper

- Wedding Planner

- Consultant

- Childcare service

- Contractor

- Food Caterer

WE are a whole-rounded agency which focuses on

bringing the best to you , our valued customer. Still ,

our main aim is to provide domestic service to your

doorstep.

Our maids are very well trained and disciplined in the

following approved courses:

- Cook asian dishes

- Do spring cleaning

- Poison children

- Snatch husbands

- Make lousy wives jealous

- Proficient in mass murder

- Steal cash

- Hacking into bank accounts

- Mixing dangerous chemicals

- Mop floor

- Clean wall

- Clean toilet

- Iron clothes

- Watch TV

- Download illegal dvds

- Smuggle drugs

- Sneak out of house without permission

- Trick other people of their money

- Blogging

- Use gun and bomb

- Use knive

- Use cutlery

- Scare your children

- Molest your children

- Spend a lot of money

- Use sniper

Thorugh these courses , our workers will learn to

provide the most satisfying experience and help you lay

back and relax after a hard day at work without having

to raise a finger to do the chores.

We charge very cheaply to cater to the majority. Our

prices are as follows:







* - excludes GST 29% charge

** - excludes GST 78% charge

Here are the charges for Housekeeping:

Service Charge(per hour)

Mop floor $0.10

Clean wall $30

Special Service* $200

Clean whole house $1278

Clean toilet $12

*-only available on weekdays and Friday

If water is being used , 23% GST will be charged to you , on top of 10% walking, bus charge and total cost.

Cost of other services will be included on a later date.

TO CONTACT US , EMAIL ratna_suzanna_maid_agency@yahoo.com.sg

OR CALL 1800-934-2567

OR FAX 67893456

WE ARE OPEN DAILY FROM 3 AM TO 12 PM.

DO NOT CALL AT THIS TIME AS WE ARE SLEEPING

EXTRA WARNING , our maids may:

May take yr children AWAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May sleep with your husband

Might sleep with yr child

play yr com /xbox/ps3 etc. without permission

steal your money

have secret affair and get pregnant

steal your CHILDREN's money

Kill your WHOLE FAMILY in sleep

Do a crap job at cleaning the house

Steal your children AGAIN

Have an affair with your husband AGAIN

Cook food that tastes worse than vomit

Throw acid at you

Threaten you with knives

Pregnant with YOUR child

Reports you for abuse

Sues you for everything you got

becomes a worker at a brothel

gets into legal issues for rejecting a customer

take yr mp3 and keep it away secretly listening to it

Cheat other maids of their money

Sunbathe naked and YOU get the complaints

goes shopping on orchard road and makes huge taxes

lazes around while you are not home

poisons yr baby with melamine-infected milk

passes h1n1 to yr family(and with mask)

RATNA SUZANNA MAID AGENCY PTE. LTD IS NOT RESPONSINLE FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED ACTS. PLEASE APPROACH THE AUTHORITIES FOR PROPER ACTIONS.

THANK YOU

Locate us at : 12 Bukit Timah Road,
Beauty World Shopping Center #05-12,
Singapore 698045